With Jupiter wandering through your 6th House of Work, you will find much happiness in your job, and you may branch out into new territory. Making gains in self-improvement and health are likely, and you’ll be much more adept at handling the details of your everyday life. You may find the perfect daily regimen that makes you feel strong and expansive on a day-to-day basis.

Meanwhile, strict Saturn pays a visit to your 12th House of Karma, sweeping up the dirt in your closet, so you can take a look at what’s there. You’re tough, Scorpio, and up for the challenge as well as the rewards. Re-assessing anything that you've left undone will help you conquer your subconscious fears, which have been keeping you from living the best life possible. Meditation, self-love, proper rest and journaling will soften Saturn’s sometimes-Nurse-Ratched-like approach.

With the Full Moon in your 10th House of Work on Feb. 18, you'll be in the spotlight professionally. Get your rest for the next few weeks and give yourself extra self-care to make yourself stronger; you want to show yourself as competent as possible when you are asked to rise to the occasion. Your tarot card is The Tower, suggesting that this is a time of rebuilding and healing. In that vein, make sure to slow down. You tend to go all out and that’s great – but sometimes you just don’t know when to stop and that’s when you go too far: It bears repeating: Please slow down to avoid burnout and over-the-top behavior.

SAGITTARIUS

With Jupiter transiting your Fifth House of Pleasure, fun, romance and good times are in the works! You are exceptionally creative and compelling in your creative expression, so this is a great time to take up new hobbies and to have as much fun as possible – allow yourself to play!

While Saturn transits your 11th House of Friends and Ideals, you’re being challenged to articulate your hopes and wishes, as well as scrutinize your personal associations. Dreams change – have yours? Are some friends really not friends at all? These are tough questions, but the answers will give your real, true-blue dreams “feet,” and will set the stage for superior friendship and community.

With the Full Moon Feb. 18 highlighting your Higher Mind, it's the perfect time to release outmoded philosophies and beliefs that hold you back. Further, you’re over the mundane details of the past two weeks – it’s time for an adventure to rekindle your spirit. Your tarot card is Six of Wands! This is a very winning time for you, so make sure you enjoy your hard-won efforts and the spoils of victory!

CAPRICORN

As Jupiter roams through your Fourth House of Home and Family until June, a strong sense of inner security can be experienced now. This will expand your ability to love and nurture others, and may also expand your home: You may move into a bigger, new place as real estate transactions are favored. You may also gain more members to your family of choice and/or origin.

With Saturn in Libra, transiting your Tenth House of Career, exactly what you’ve been building will be inspected. You’ll be in the spotlight, and have to show the world what – so far – you’ve achieved. Saturn here will bring to light how you’ve limited your achievements, and will allow you to appraise exactly where you want to go. This will make achieving even more fun for you, Capricorn, because you’ll know that what you’re trying to make happen you REALLY want to make happen.

The Full Moon on Feb. 18 in your 8th House of Rebirth may have you shelling out money – either to set your accounts straight or to help someone who depends on you. What makes you feel comfortable needs to be balanced with what you’re responsible for – and that may indeed be other people’s needs. Your tarot card is Nine of Swords, suggesting that you stop obsessing and allow your mind some peace. Some things you’re not in control of Capricorn, and therefore have to trust in the universe.

AQUARIUS

As Jupiter transits through your Third house of Communication, you will find much joy in teaching, learning, and being social. As a more confident and enthusiastic writer and speaker now, make sure you express your ideas. Neighbors, relatives and everyday contacts could be especially beneficial now, and good news via phone calls, email messages, and short distance travels are likely.

Meanwhile, in your Ninth House of Philosophy, Saturn wants to know what you stand for and what you believe. You’ll have to examine the future you’re working toward and why you’re working toward it. Readjust the plan if necessary. You’ll find out exactly what fuels your fire, making inspiration more instinctual than laborious. You’ll build stronger faith in yourself and the universe, and the world will put stronger faith in you.

All of February has been about you, with the New Moon in your sign about two weeks ago. Now, with February 18’s Full Moon transiting your House of Partnerships, you’ll be asked to take significant others into consideration - it's time to negotiate and compromise. Your tarot card is The Lovers, suggesting that you’ll have a choice to make. This is about an exercise in communication and dialogue, in order to create a win-win situation.

PISCES

While Jupiter, the planet of luck and fortune, continues to roam through your Second House of Values until June, expect expansion to your self-worth, personal finances and even possessions. The finances gained through this house relate to money you earn, so work may increase as well. Let the life you lead and the decision you make reflect your values, and you will increase your self-worth and attract more fortune.

As Saturn in Libra transits your Eighth House of Rebirth, you’re in for lessons in self-mastery. Your control issues, addictions and compulsive-obsessive behavior patterns will be important to conquer, since the point of Saturn here is to give you more power. Likewise, Saturn’s stance in this area of your chart will force you to answer what you really desire when all the fear-based compulsions are out of the way. With a heightened awareness of what you desire, you are reborn into a much more powerful being.

With the Full Moon Feb. 18 transiting your Sixth House of Health and Work, you may find such a matter reaching a conclusion: You may decide to embark on a complete self-improvement program; you could also flip out on a boss or co-worker who’s been completely unfair. Let’s calm down a little bit, since the slower you start something, the faster you finish it. It’s great that you’re so gung-ho at this time – but prior planning prevents problems. Your tarot card is Two of Swords, meaning that sometimes it’s important to make decisions without the interference of your emotions. Peace is sometimes the result of the cool, detached mind. That being said, make sure you release your emotions in a safe way – through journaling or exercise, for example.

Valentine’s Day in the sign of Aquarius?

It seems odd to most astrologers that Valentine’s Day falls when the sun is in Aquarius. Not romance-oriented Leo. Or marriage-minded Libra. Or dreamy Pisces. No, the most romantic of holidays arrives when the sun is in Aquarius, whose cool, in-the-clouds exterior keeps them free from the rapture that feeds today’s Valentine’s Day concept.

That’s not to say that Aquarians can’t appreciate the crackling log in the fire, an unexpected batch of “borrowed” flowers, or the glowing hue he just discovered in your eyes. The heart-shaped boxes of chocolates, the winged figure of Cupid, and the legions of red greeting cards in drug store aisles, however, is enough to make the typical Aquarian sick: She can perceive the commercialism of the holiday and see how it’s been exploited to no end. Nevertheless, smart Aquarius may use Valentine’s Day as the perfect opportunity to tell the people in his life how much he loves them.

Aquarius represents the expression of cosmic inspiration that nourishes the earth. Thus, Aquarius relates to circulation. When we were kids, we’d hand out valentines to our classmates, returning home with a small brown paper bag filled with our own. We could learn a lesson about this “circulation” of love energy – it’s about celebrating love. This is key to experiencing Valentine’s Day – AND LIFE – in divine splendor:

TEACH LOVE, FOR THAT IS ALL THAT YOU ARE.

In theory, we have two emotions: LOVE and FEAR. The first, LOVE, we’ve been born with; the other, FEAR, we’ve been given – either by the fearful influences we were born into or the experiences that have hurt us and made us shut down our hearts, giving more power over to the fearful mind. Love is letting go of fear. It’s about releasing – through expression, forgiveness, and self-care – all the hurt we’ve suffered so that we may return to our purest essence and love unconditionally – fearlessly – again.

In this vein, to attract love, all we have to do is love. Whatever you love, do it. You love to bowl, bowl every weekend; you love to dance, dance on the way to the train; you love The Beatles, listen to The Beatles. So long as what you love loves you back – as opposed to loving something that is bad for you (e.g., heroin etc.) – you’re creating a force-field of love around you, and by virtue of like attracting like, you create and attract more love.

Every relationship we have is reminiscent of the one we have with ourselves, so make sure you’re your own MOTHER – nurturing yourself when you need nurturing – and your own FATHER – disciplining yourself and reigning in your impulses that are not conducive to your highest good.

Further, leave room for the extraordinary in your life: All miracles are based on LOVE, so dissolve the boundaries between you and the divine for a more inspired day – one you can say was the best because you loved yourself more than ever before. On Valentine’s Day and ALL DAYS, high up in the clouds like Aquarius, may love lift you up where you belong.

XOXO

Issue 3/Winter Holiday 2008
IN THIS ISSUE:
A. Universal Scoop—Lots of Planetary Insight to Make the Most of Winter!
B. Winter Tarotscopes—Joshua’s Signature Mix of Tarot and Astrology
C. Website Update—Event Astrological Reports, Psychometry readings & More
D. Winter Promotions!
~Gifts for Caps, Aquarians, and Pisces
~ Holiday Gift Certificate Special—2 for 1 Gift Certificates, the best deal in NYC!  
E. Newsletter Update—New ‘Ask Joshua’ Segment. Three Cards for OPRAH!

HELLO, JACK-FROST-NOSE SUGARPLUMS!! Thanks for reading the Winter/Holiday edition of my quarterly newsletter (with special *surprise* editions here and there) that’ll offer you insight about the goings-on in the universe and how you might ‘play your cards’ right, using spiritual principles and knowledge of the sometimes-wacky planetary activity!

A.
Universal Scoop
Congratulations to you all for surviving [hope, hope!] the Full Moon on December 12, and all its associated planetary hullabaloo. In essence, on the biggest and brightest Full Moon of the year, big-shot planets Pluto, Saturn, and Mars, responsible for Death, Time and War, respectively, were in what might be likened to an orgy that got out of hand. Now that we’re in the clear from that, be aware of the following transits to make the most of December:

Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Mars squares Saturn, making action tango with time—we want to act, but our experience tells us that it might be too soon.
Luckily on this day, also, Mercury quintiles Uranus, giving us the go-ahead to respond to situations in an electrifyingly original way! The best panacea for inertia is doing something drastically different than you had thought of before.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Mercury sextiles Uranus – This beneficial aspect on Christmas Eve sets the stage for witty repartee! Logical reasoning goes on in the subconscious, resulting in scintillating insight and its smooth communication.

Thursday, December 25, 2008
Mercury parallels Mars this Christmas, further intensifying the intellectual breakthroughs experienced the night before. Now, however, action follows illumination—just make sure you can see the forest (whole picture) amidst that one brilliantly sparkling tree (monster idea).

Friday, December 26, 2008
Mercury trines Saturn the day after Christmas, adding a serious tone to communications. A great day to get back to work, or to focus on the details necessary to enjoy a magical night Saturday…

Saturday December 27, 2008
Venus conjuncts Neptune the Saturday after Christmas, making fantasies to come to life with Cupid flitting about!
Venus quincunxes Neptune on this day, too, offering a great time to fall in love, so long as we do so with our eyes open!

Ironically, these Venus aspects with Neptune, which provide a “rose-colored” lens to the atmosphere, occur while the moon goes NEW into down-to-earth Capricorn. Thus, if we don’t temper our idealism with a dose of reality, we may be stormed out of utopia quick, realizing that we’re not in Kansas anymore!

Still this New Moon in Capricorn is a great, great, great day to dance your dreams into reality. Let your ideals capture your imagination and win over your heart; then get back to ‘business as usual’ to make your plans manifest!

December 28, 2008
Sun quintiles Uranus this Sunday, best celebrated by brainstorming and/or brilliant conversation! This aspect makes minds lucid and lightning fast. Change is in the air, as our idiosyncratic quirks become charms of power that whisk us into a brand new year!

December 31, 2008
Saturn goes Retrograde, meaning the planet of responsibility goes on a little vacation, slowing down the normal rate of activity so we can better develop our methods and strategies. The best use of this time is giving yourself a pat on the back; otherwise, we may be tempted to look back and dwell on all the ‘wouldas/couldas/shouldas’ that get us nowhere.

In this vein, for all those days Saturn is retrograde through May 17, I offer you lyrics from a Wallflowers song: “You’d have a wonderful day/if you could see/how lucky you are…God is not angry/not blind, deaf, or dumb/He knows how far you've come.”

So, as Saturn slows down, ponder your past successes and examine how you had achieved them; use previous victories as models for future achievements. Look back in time, with your heart and mind toward the future, remembering how far you’ve come.

January 6, 2009 through January 18, 2010 
Jupiter in Aquarius 

Jupiter, the planet of luck and growth, leaves Capricorn and enters Aquarius in 2009. This yearly transit infuses the house it moves through, so check your charts to see what house Aquarius falls in, and expect expansion there. (For a general idea of how Jupiter may effect your sign, see WINTER TAROTSCOPES below).

Make best use of this transit by doing something concrete in the area your chart is affected, and derive something substantial from it. As Neptune, also in Aquarius, meets up with Jupiter, it becomes more apparent that we must achieve tangible, concrete results; thus, it’ll be important to remain grounded amidst those flashes of genius that inspire us through a brand new year.

All in all, Jupiter in Aquarius will expand those things under Aquarian domain. Look for mind-blowing advancement in television, music, technology, astrology, science, and humanity-based interests.

B. WINTER TAROTSCOPES —Joshua’s Signature Mix of Tarot and Astrology to help you make the most of Winter!

ARIES (March 21 -April 19)
With Jupiter transiting your solar 11^th house, expect your circle of friends to grow, along with your hopes, dreams, wishes and expectations. You may also find yourself getting increasingly inventive; whereas you asked “why?” before, now you’ll assert, “Why not?!?”

There’s a grounding influence around you through Capricorn time (Dec. 21-Jan. 20), in which areas of career, family and reputation will become more important. All that, however, is a side thought—or so it seems—once we enter Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 20). During Aquarian time, at best you may be poetic, artistic, and imaginative; at worst, super-sensitive, confused, and emotional. Once you set your mind on something, Aries, nothing can stop you—so decide early on to channel this unsure energy into useful activities. Once we enter Pisces (Feb. 21-Mar. 20), you’ll find the answers to who you are by looking at what you love and have loved, as Venus retrogrades through your sign from Mar. 6-Apr. 17.
Queen of Pentacles                           The Moon                       Six of Cups

TAURUS (April 20 -May 20)
As the planet of luck lights up your solar 10^th house of position and honors, you’ll achieve a level of recognition in your chosen field. Don’t be surprised if your abilities are called to task by having to be a spokesperson or authority: House moms may lead PTA meetings, bankers may be asked to lead training seminars, etc. Additionally, expect gains in income the first five months of the year. Score!

Expect a respite regarding romantic matters in early 2009. You will find yourself more accepting and relaxed about love, and your patience will equate to peace in the family. You’ll notice how important your tone is on the home front, as if you provide the soundtrack throughout the day for a very special few.

All this success will require adjustments throughout Aquarius time (Jan. 21-Feb. 20). Throughout Pisces (Feb. 20-Mar. 20), you may feel weary regarding a situation. Is this perhaps a case of ‘once all is won, all is lost’? It’s going to be important to decide during this time if you’re outgrowing your environment or abandoning success.
Six of Wands                                     Justice                                     Eight of Cups

GEMINI (May 21 -June 20)
Jupiter’s stint through your solar 9^th house of the higher mind will put the focus on learning, teaching and religion; you may expand such areas through foreign travel. Also, if there was ever a time to dust off that old manuscript and get it out there, this is the year, Gemini. 

Expect a great catch throughout Capricorn (Dec. 21-Jan. 20), leading to financial solvency as we enter Aquarius (Jan. 21). By Pisces time (Feb. 21-Mar. 20), you may have so many ideas, that you have trouble focusing on any one. Since the early part of winter will prove testament of your abilities, as you head toward spring you may have issues moving forward because you have so many options. A decision should be made on a particular course of action by the time the sun enters Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 20).
Nine of Disks                           Knight of Pentacles                           Prince of Swords

CANCER (June 21 -July 22)
As Jupiter sojourns through your 8^th house of rebirth, hitting Mars from Feb. 4 through March 14, draw the curtains, for bedroom activities may get hot-hot-hot! In this vein, perhaps, other people’s resources may become an area of interest for you. Finally, you may be seeking out what the world can do for you, as opposed to what you can do for the world.

Co-workers will be especially supportive throughout Capricorn (Dec. 21-Jan. 20), which is good, because there may be moves affecting home, work and family, as a material cycle is closing. Things may seem quiet—but once we enter Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19), there’s a breakdown and/or breakthrough that will make you feel truly at home throughout the sun’s voyage in Pisces (Feb. 20-Mar. 20).
The Hermit                              The Tower                      The Empress

LEO (July 23-August 22)
Relationships and partnerships of all kinds are highlighted as Jupiter’s transit through Aquarius beams a light on your partnerships. It may actually be you, Leo, who has to step up the drama to keep up with your mate—particularly when Mars adds some fuel to the fire from Feb. 4 through March 14. While partners in areas of love and business alike are on the up and up, resist the urge to compete—instead, challenge yourself to peak the next level.

You’re at your inspired best throughout Capricorn (Dec. 21-Jan. 20), generating ideas with flashes of genius. In Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19), expect a more grounding influence, while you look back at what you’ve accomplished before tackling more. Pisces time (Feb. 20-Mar. 21) presents a stand-off with yourself—your best bet is to make decisions without the interference of the emotions: This is most important regarding investments, as taking a ‘wait and see’ approach throughout the first half of 2009 is best. You’re likely to laugh at the challenges you had faced earlier in the year, when the sun enters Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 20), and your ‘Into the Groove’ like fellow Leo, Madonna.
Prince of Wands            Queen of Pentacles                  Two of Swords

VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
Hold on to your Windex, Virgo, because the daily regimen may be revamped as Jupiter transits your house associated with service, work and health. The daily protocol may be totally new, or you might slowly but surely be making those gradual changes that make a big difference (i.e. margarine instead of butter, water in lieu of soda, etc.) over time. If you’ve been wanting to get a pet, or another one, it's now ideal to buy that doggy in the window—or cat, since they tend to be less messy ;-)

Competent teamwork has you very pleased throughout Capricorn (Dec. 21-Jan. 20), and quite a relief, indeed, comes in Aquarius time (Jan. 21-Feb. 19), throughout which your efforts receive ample reward. By the time we hit Pisces (Feb 20-Mar. 20), your accomplishments will give you the confidence to replace prudence with passion; just watch a tendency to go uncharacteristically overboard, as you’ll be in touch with the beast within—so guide it steadily toward the bull’s eye. 

One way you can make use of this carnal energy is through your partnerships, when Mars enters that sector from March 14 through April 22. Quite frankly, either the sex will be fantastic or the arguments legendary; it’s in your best interest to choose the former, as your mate will be eliciting from you some feverish passions.
Three of Disks                         Knight of Pentacles                           Lust

LIBRA (September 23-October 22)
If the Beach Boys were astrologers, they’d suggest you’ll have “fun, fun, fun” as Jupiter lights up your house of pleasure this year. Lots of entertainment to be had during this time—in fact, expect your life to be infused with a new romance or hobby that keeps you having fun and smiling throughout the rest of the year.

Throughout Capricorn time (Dec. 21-Jan 19), people from the past will help you end 2008 with a bang, as you look ahead to a pleasurable and prosperous new year. By the time the sun transits Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 19), without even knowing it, you’ve acquired the world at your feet: People are in your corner, Libra, helping you attain the professional success you deserve, so expect big profits throughout 2009. Things may slow down for you in Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20), as your ruling planet, Venus, will be in Retrograde from March 6 through April. 17. Venus’ deceleration is a great time to decide what to do by reflecting back on what you have loved. You may be wanting to hit the ground running throughout Aries time (Mar. 20-Apr. 20), but it might behoove you best to wait until the sun moves closer to Taurus, when you’ll be energized and motivated once again.
Six of Cups                              The World                      Four of Swords

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21)
Sometimes changes happen so organically, that they occur without expectancy and anticipation; such is the case as Jupiter infuses your home and family with an interconnectedness that is sure to inspire. The year is also great for real estate—buying or selling. If you take a chance and leave your comfort zone, you’ll get much more comfortable—just make sure major changes are decided and contracts are signed before or after Mercury’s retrograde, from Jan. 11 through Feb. 1, and give a week or two for good measure. If something does have to be signed, read the fine print, and perhaps allude to litigious tendencies, as to make sure changes work out in your best interest.

Creation is the name of your game throughout Capricorn time (Dec. 21-Jan.19). And in Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 20), all you’ve manifested brightens your life—and the lives of others—in a way that is dramatic, powerful, even warm and cozy. As love and beauty-minded Venus tours your fifth house of sex, true love and creativity from Jan. 3 to Feb. 2, you’ll feel almost afloat with the joy in your heart. Is this an old flame, Scorpio? A new job you had wanted before? Indeed, something “new” during this time ties into something associated with the past—maybe a past life, or maybe an old lesson. Nonetheless, it should have you bubbling over with delight. In Pisces time (Feb. 20-Mar. 21), your content should climax March 14 with something that you started earlier in the year. The lesson, Scorpio: Following that which has heart and meaning gives you an intensity of feeling that few others can experience; this brings out your watery essence, making you blissfully fall away, starting anew once again.
The Magician                                     The Sun                          10 of Cups

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
Jupiter, your ruling planet, will be very comfortable moving into Aquarius, lighting up your 3^rd house of communication. You may make brilliant strides learning something new, particularly something that incorporates your hands. Now is also a great time to put your brilliant thoughts on paper, as the clarity with which you communicate is apt to be crystal clear. Short distance journeys, too, are on the horizon, as your flirtations and humorous insights reach new heights.

Roles, and your role in particular in a group, take precedence throughout Capricorn (Dec. 21-Jan. 20). By the time of Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19), you’re likely to understand another aspect of success, by connecting with those who express parts of yourself with which you are unaware. While relationships may not be fantastic while Venus retrogrades in your fifth house of romance from March 6 through April 17, friends, family and work associates are sure to make up for it. Parties and festivities galore are expected throughout Pisces time (Feb. 20-Mar. 20), during which you’re likely to feel exceptionally blessed. This sets in place a firm foundation to take a risk by Aries time (Mar. 21-Apr. 20), when all your lights shining within illuminate a new path.
The Hierophant                        Six of Disks                    Three of Cups

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19)
As Jupiter transits your solar second house of earned income, expect an increase in your bank balance—which is sort of like giving more tea to China, Capricorn! Make sure you take relaxation to the next level, perhaps with fabulous vacations or sumptuous spa visits, enjoying your hard-won rewards in unabashed style.

A very Happy Birthday month can be expected. Things cool down a bit, getting more business-like throughout Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19). Be patient during this time, even in family matters, as it may seem people are not “getting it.” Mercury is Retrograde during this time, so all of us are in a bit of a fog, even you, though it may not appear so. By the time we reach Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20), you’ll have to make a decision: Are you willing to go the extra mile to reach the next level, and in effect, make sacrifices to make this happen? Pluto in your sign has an unflinching desire to destroy all that is not real, so allow your relationships—both professional and personal—to evolve in a dynamic way. The first step in doing so is changing the way you relate to yourself.
Ten of Cups                    Queen of Swords                      Justice

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18)
While Jupiter’s entrance into Aquarius alights your 1^st house of self, everything you offer the world will be in high demand—so do reserve enough energy for the year-long haul. Likewise, you—and everything you represent—is likely to increase. Watch out for things you don’t wish to increase, like your waistline, debt, and your personality, in some instances—as staying in the background will prove to be the biggest challenge.

Judgments fall in your favor throughout Capricorn time (Dec. 21-Jan. 20). Though there is sure to be some pleasant surprises, Mercury will be in retrograde in your sign starting Jan. 11. Practice patience, for when this transit ends Feb. 1, it’s smooth sailing all the way. One day which may bring some significant change is January 26, as a Solar Eclipse in your sign demands you let go of outmoded attitudes, and focus instead on a new way of thinking. You’ll feel an increase of energy when Mars enters your sign from Feb. 4 through March 14, but going full-speed ahead is more likely throughout the month of Pisces (Feb. 21-Mar. 20), when you set the framework for a spring beyond compare.
Aeon                               Eight of Swords                       Two of Wands

PISCES (February 19-March 20)
As Jupiter transits your solar 12^th house of karma, you will experience a level of understanding that makes you feel like you’re holding all aces. Though motion creates the self for all us, for you, it seems it does so in almost an ‘instant karma’ kind of way: You insult the boss to a co-worker, and return from lunch to find your cubicle dismantled. Likewise, you lend a helping hand to someone, and it’s like their psychic twin emerges at the exact moment you need help. The best strides this year will be made through meditation and even hypnosis: Program your subconscious to be reborn into who you need to be in order to get what you want. By virtue of like attracting like, you’ll fall in love—heart and soul—with a new you and a corresponding new life.

Throughout Capricorn time (Dec. 21-Jan. 20), the group becomes the focus, and your role within it may undergo restructuring. Smooth sailing over troubled waters, or at least transition, is expected throughout Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19). A decision or series of decisions will have to be made during your birthday month (Feb. 20-Mar. 20); whatever options you choose, make sure you’ll comfortably be able to swim in two directions.

Love is also in the air for you throughout your birthday month. You may go between feeling as if you're melding with someone completely or on a different planet entirely. So it goes! Enjoy the new feelings that emerge, as if you’re swimming in a refreshingly new ocean.
The Hierophant                        Six of Swords                                    The Lovers

C.
WEBSITE UPDATE
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D.
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E.
Newletter Update for 2009 - New "ASK JOSHUA" Section
Thanks for checking out this year’s last edition of the In the Cards! Stay tuned for 2009, in which the format of the newsletter will change—hopefully with your help. As I see this as a way in which I can give back to you, let me know if there’s anything you’d like the newsletter to feature.

In this vein, I will be starting an ASK JOSHUA section, in which I will use the tarot to explore questions that are either of interest to you personally or the general public. You can anonymously pose questions that will be answered in the newsletter by emailing me. In the meantime, check out the first installment of this section that helps OPRAH!

Question for Joshua:
Dear Joshua,
I have fallen off the wagon when it comes to healthy living, and recently tipped the scales at 200 pounds. I know some of this is attributable to my out-of-balance thyroid, but I'm mad at myself, as my frustration has made me start eating whatever I want, and that’s never a good thing.

This weight gain is especially a problem since I’m in the public eye and, by extension, so is my weight loss/gain rollercoaster. Joshua, in 1988, I wheeled a wagon loaded with fat onto the set of my talk show to represent a 67-pound weight loss while wearing a pair of size 10 Calvins. Now the wagon's empty, its contains now on my stomach, hips and thighs. How embarrassed I am that I’ve let myself go. I feel I’ve let the world down and am setting a poor example.

Joshua, help! What should I do to get back to being fit and healthy, and to show my fans that I’m not a failure in this regard?

Sincerely,
O.W.

Response from Joshua:
Dear O,
I pulled three cards for you regarding your problem/question:

Card One—The Fool: The good news is that—ironically—you may have been heading in the right direction by “eating whatever you want.” The Fool card shows a lack of care in regards to consequences—in this instance, quite a few extra helpings. The Fool starts the journey of the tarot, and here, we see the child-like aspect of yourself, being carefree and enjoying life. In essence, I think you should eat whatever you want, but I think you need to become clear on what you really desire: Do you really want to eat something and feel disgusting and guilty afterwards? Do you really want to clog your arteries, increase your cholesterol, have trouble moving, etc? No, O, you don’t. What I do believe you want to do, however, is avoid something perhaps more uncomfortable than a swollen stomach. With the emphasis on how full you feel, you perhaps avoid an even bigger pain, up a little higher—in your heart.

Card Two—Adjustment: This card represents balance after your foolhardy and delicious journey of debauchery. By moving the focus up your body, away from your stomach, you’ll reach a level of truth your higher self desires. Letting go and expressing your pain, you will no longer “want” foods that cause your body and psyche such strain. Thus, by focusing on what’s truly “eating you” and dealing with it, you’ll start to want to be healthy, you’ll start to want to exercise, you’ll start to want to eat right—and live.

O, surely there are some foods that are good for you that you like—eat them. Don't, however, go to the other extreme, as little changes last longer: Drown your veggies in butter if you want; if you're eating more greens, you're at least heading in the right direction. As for exercise, get over the fear of it, and just do it. Even if it's for five minutes, it's more than you did yesterday. With small, achievable goals, you're likely find the inspiration within that says, "I really don't need all this butter on my beans", "I can do more than five minutes on the treadmill" etc. Commit yourself to healthy living and just start. 

Card Three—The Sun: There is a happy day in store for you. The sun card shows that you’ll feel as radiant and sparkling as the sun. This card is also tied to fame, and being celebrated. But a warning comes as well: being too vain. Are you really serving your fanbase by focusing on your weight? In a sense, yes; others have weight/eating issues, too, and it helps many to know you’re ‘one of us.’ However, in this instance, since your attempts have, let’s face it, been somewhat futile, it’s like the blind leading the blind. 

It also may be irresponsible: Firstly because you send a message that “fat is bad” with wagons of lard, gaggles of gurus and whatnot, and thus perpetuate the concept that success is measured by how much one weighs. O, this is your issue. If success means size 10 Calvins, that’s fine; but please keep such superficial conundrums to yourself, else you’ll infect others with this uncharacteristically shallow psychological hang-up. However, since you cannot ‘unring a bell’ and you’ve shined a light on your ever increasing/decreasing girth, you now have a challenge to illuminate those real issues that you’ve been obfuscating with food/weight loss/weight gain.

Finally, let us not forget our place in the world: Your job is to create and moderate a format for communication and clarity, which makes the world a better place. You’ve been extraordinarily successful. And though I applaud you for having the courage to show the world your “Achilles' heel,” your job is not to look super-fabulous, whatever that means to you: Your job is to teach as you learn, to moderate debate on topics worthy of exploration. In this vein, whatever ‘plagues’ the people in the world, whether it be addictions to food, relationships, drugs, alcohol, shopping or Nintendo, is just a symptom of a much larger problem. Granted, in “scapegoating” a substance and/or behavior, it becomes a problem in and of itself, further keeping the focus off the real issues.

If you have a question for Joshua that you would like answered in his Newsletter, drop me a line.

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Issue 2.1/Fall 2008 Oct. 22, 2008
Sun in Scorpio: Special Edition

IN THIS ISSUE:
A. Universal Scoop—Sun in Scorpio: A Time of Revelation, Regeneration & Rebirth.
A.1 New Moon in Scorpio: October 28, 2008. 
B. Happy Halloween! What Will You Be?
C. Let’s Get this Party Started, Right!?!
D. A Little Class Goes a Long Way…
E. Gifts for Librans, Scorpions, and Sagittarians
F. Holiday Gift Certificate Special—2 for 1 Gift Certificates, the best deal in NYC!

A. Universal Scoop—Sun in Scorpio: A Time of Revelation, Regeneration & Rebirth. 

Hello! What better way to celebrate the sun’s entrance into Scorpio than to reach out to my favorite people—you, my clients! I also, in true Scorpionic fashion, have a hidden agenda; in fact, it’s on behalf of the sign of Scorpio…

See, there’s no other sign of the zodiac that has been so maligned, if only because it’s misunderstood. When people think of Scorpio, their trademark “stinger in the tail” comes to mind. But people too often fail to realize that the depth of Scorpio’s feeling nature creates the need to have a stinger in order to survive. And sure, there are people who hurt others just for kicks, and Scorpios as well as all signs are among them. Perhaps it’s just because Scorpio knows emotion so well that they know the most effective means of retribution.

The glyph of Scorpio is like the letter M with a phallic-like arrow coming off it. The arrow heralds back to the sign’s connection to Mars, but more importantly, its preceding passive and grounded M part shows its strictly defensive posture, as opposed to an offending/offensive one: Never forget, Scorpio is a water sign—it’s passive, negative, fixed water; but due to its co-rulership by Mars (its other being Pluto), Scorpio is a fighter, albeit more of the ninja-warrior type, as opposed to Mars-ruled Aries, who are more akin to boxers in full-throttle attack mode. Survivalist Scorpio, however, tend to have an arrow in their bow, and when prodded, they let it go; that’s why they’re so quick with a comeback and can get to the point rather swiftly, and typically with more finesse than their archer-wielding Sagittarian neighbors, whose birthdays follows.

What’s not given enough credence when it comes to Scorpio is their compassion. Theirs is a feeling-oriented sign, determined in their pursuit of truth—which, like a sword, cuts both ways. Speaking of cutting, in the tarot, Scorpio is symbolized by Major Arcana #13: Death. A powerful energy, indeed, which tarot-wise does not typically denote physical death, but rebirth: the cutting off of the outmoded, those aspects of our lives which no longer prove useful, those we’ve outgrown. Perhaps this is why the best stony-faced surgeons of the world fall under the sign of Scorpio, or why Scorpios make such effective artists and psycho-therapists: They know how to get to the core of an issue, and aren’t afraid of ridding ills in the pursuit of healing, happiness and health. In effect, we all need Scorpio energy in order to live better lives.

A.1 New Moon in Scorpio: October 28, 2008.
We all have Scorpio somewhere in our chart, granted some more than others, but we all could use the creative power of Scorpio to better our lives; consider doing so under this year’s New Moon in Scorpio, October 28, 2008, 7:14 PM EST. The New Moon, and its two week “waxing” period thereafter, offer us a great opportunity to do something NEW. On this New Moon in particular, plant seeds of desire that originate from your depths. Look beyond pride to tap into the essence of your needs; allow your ego to die to be reborn into what you actually are at your core. This is a sign of truth, and the truth shall set you free. If it’s tough, use another brilliant gift of Scorpio: Imagination! By letting the self die metaphorically, we become aware of infinite possibilities. By letting the old die and thus gaining perspective of possible new worlds, we can help others. In the words of Scorpio Whoopi Goldberg, “We're here for a reason. I believe a bit of the reason is to throw little torches out to lead people through the dark.”

B. Happy Halloween! What Will You Be?
All this “midnight of your soul” stuff has arrived just in time for Halloween—my favorite holiday! Who are you going to be? Make your decision carefully! Though non-denominational myself, I’ve worked with witches, those who study Wicca, and they believe what you dress as on this highest of holidays (which they call Samhain) determines the energy you’ll usher in for the next year's harvest. Though I believe thought precedes magic, that if you don’t ‘buy into’ such possible Halloween costume repercussions they won’t affect you, consider still this little anecdote…

I met a friend from college in late August; I love her, she’s a sweetheart. When speaking about her plans for this year’s Halloween, she mentioned how last year she rebuked those “sexy nurse” outfits and the like, and opted instead to be a frumpy, overweight bag lady, later conceding that since the previous year she had gained 25 pounds, while asking me if I could hold one of her bags. “Hmmmmmmm,” I thought to myself…

What am I going to be for Halloween? Gosh, golly, why thank you for asking! You’ll have to find out when I go over to your house for a party…

C. Let’s Get this Party Started, Right!?!
Yes, indeed, what is Halloween, really, without Joshua? A few of my daring clients have decided to take the plunge and invite their friends over for a party with me serving, tarot cards in tow, as entertainment. As far as I’m concerned, the Halloween season lasts throughout all of Scorpio, so if you’re looking to get the ball rolling in terms of revelation, regeneration or rebirth—let me be your go-to guy! I always love doing parties, and promise not to frighten your guests, eat all your food, or end the night with a lamp-shade over my head—such extenuating services cost extra anyhow ;-)

D. A Little Class Goes a Long Way…
And speaking of decorum, a little class does indeed go a long way. I’ve been fortunate enough to work with 40 students, teaching tarot and astrology. I am confident that the key archetypes in tarot and astrology not only open doors to 'universal knowledge’ but also may open doors to a new world, one of your own making. As you know, I don’t have an exceptional amount of space, but am willing to work with those of you who wish to tap into the wealth of knowledge I’ve acquired to further advance your journey in this ever-expanding world. So, whether you wish to use tarot and astrology as a tool of transformation, as a healing/growing game with friends, or to even go “pro”—I look forward to working with you if you have such a desire.

E. Gifts for Librans, Scorpions, and Sagittarians
Tsk, tsk! I don’t care if the economy is in shambles, if you’re tripping over your feet on the way to job interviews, or running out of cotton balls to insulate your cardboard house—no excuses!—I haven’t seen nearly enough Libras, Scorps or Sags to give you your 15% Off Happy Birthday readings^e. Cheers to a happy and prosperous Brand New Year!
^{*Offer good for select signs until Dec. 22, 2008}

F. Holiday Gift Certificate Special—2 for 1 Gift Certificates, the best deal in NYC!
Save money while feeding your psychic junkie friends or the psychic junkie in you! Yes, this two-for-one holiday gift certificate deal is quite an offer—and yes, as if you clever cats didn’t know, you could use one or both certificates for yourself. Buy two gift certificates for the price of one in denominations of $90, $120, and $160^e. Payable in person or by PayPal, and receivable in-person, email or snail-mail. Email Joshua to cross that person off your list or to see me yourself twice for the price of once (psychic1979@gmail.com)!
^{eThis 2 for 1 Gift Certificate Special runs up until DECEMBER 31, 2008}

That’s it from this end, cats! Hope you enjoyed this Sun in Scorpio Special Edition of my Newsletter, and as always, for questions, comments, criticisms, press inquiries, appointments, parties, etc., hit me at psychic1979@gmail.com .

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A. Universal Scoop—The Winged Messenger, Mercury, Goes Retrograde: Rest, Relax and Review--or Find Yourself Eschew!!!! Sept. 24, 2008-Oct. 15, 2008
B. Fall Fashion—Astrologically-Sound Fashion Choices for the Fall Season
C. Fall Tarotscopes—Joshua’s Signature Mix of Tarot and Astrology to help you make the most of Fall!
D. Service Spotlight—Fall Tarot Classes
E. Fall Promotions!
~Gifts for Librans, Scorpions, and Sagittarians
~ Holiday Gift Certificate Special—2 for 1 Gift Certificates, the best deal in NYC!
~HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Hire Joshua for Hella Great Parties throughout the SPOOKY Season!

 HELLO, KIDDIES! Thanks for reading the Fall edition of my quarterly newsletter (with special *surprise* editions here and there) that’ll offer you insight about the goings-on in the universe and how you might ‘play your cards’ right, using spiritual principles and knowledge of the sometimes-wacky planetary activity!

 I’ve been working as a professional psychic since 1996, but only recently have been practicing in the greatest city in the world, since receiving exposure by Cat Greenleaf of WNBC and Nicole Tourtelot of Time Out New York. Since January, I’ve been fortunate enough to do psychic readings, and meet great people I would have otherwise never had the chance to meet. I encourage you all to email  questions, thoughts, ideas, etc.,(josh@psychicjoshua.com)  so that you may add to this newsletter, helping myself and others walk a happier, more spiritual path with practical feet.

 A. Universal Scoop—The Winged Messenger, Mercury, Goes Retrograde: Rest, Relax and Review--or Find Yourself Eschew!!!! Sept. 24, 2008-Oct. 15, 2008
Do you keep your life breathlessly paced? So much to do, so little time? Do you ever wish for a break that’ll allow you to review where you’ve been to gauge better where you’re going? Well, snickerdoodles, the universe has provided the perfect three week period to slow down a bit—rest, relax, and review—to make the most of your busy-busy lives …in fact, we may not have much choice…

I’ll lay it out flat: Mercury Retrograde typically SUCKS. As the planet of Communication, Mercury rules thinking, perceiving, processing and disseminating information…commerce, education and transportation. When retrograde three or four times a year, the typically agile, clear, efficient and zippy winged messenger, appears to be on qualudes, and things seem to be backwards. The best thing to do is roll with the punches, and go backwards ourselves, like Mercury.

Mercury’s not really moving backwards, though; it’s just slowing down. It’s like driving 120 mph on the freeway, when the car beside you is only moving at 50—that car will appear to be going backwards because it’s comparatively slow. Its deceleration makes personal misunderstandings, disrupted or delayed communications, glitches and breakdowns with phones, computers, cars, buses, and trains more likely. These problems typically occur because some crucial informative component has been screwed up. Soooo, kitties….

Try not to make important decisions while Mercury is retrograde, since these decisions may be obfuscated by misinformation, poor communication and general carelessness. Mercury is all about mental clarity and the power of the mind, so when Mercury is retrograde these intellectual characteristics tend to be less sharp, as the critical faculties are dulled. Make sure you pay attention to the small print if you sign any contracts. Also be diplomatic, darlings! Think about your phrasing before speaking or clicking ‘send’ on texts and emails, as things can easily be “taken the wrong way.” Roll with the punches and take measures to ensure the ‘Murphy’s Law’ feeling of this transit does not get the best of you—instead, make the most of it!

Use Mercury’s snail pace to slooooooooow down and re-examine systems, structures and protocol. Review where we’ve been to gauge where you’re going and readjust the procedures if necessary; in fact, “re” is encouraged: redecorate, reorganize, research, read, reconnect, rejuvenate, retrace steps and redo things started before—not only projects, but relationships; a reunion, for instance, is great under the retrograde, because we seem to “pick up where we left off” more readily.

Regarding all this, remain chill from September 24, 2008 to Oct. 15, 2008. Remember that prudent astrologers recommend moving readily forward once Mercury passes the point where he first turned retrograde; so on October 31—just in time for Halloween—we’re really in the clear. REJOICE!

B. Fall Fashion—Astrologically Sound Fashion Choices for the Fall Season 
Fashionistas + fashionistos know what to wear this fall—but how to wear it right might require the guidance of the stars. Soooo, let’s look at the heavens to see what will electrify the catwalks of your lives for each astrological month of the Fall….

Fashion throughout LIBRA-Sept. 22-Oct. 22
Venus-ruled, harmonious Libra values comfortable, loose-fitting clothes with sweet pastel colors, while Scorpio on the ascendant at the start of this transit demands a more-intensified first impression. The balance may be powder blue with maroon, or mauve against black. Fit may be equally paradoxical: a tight top with flowing bottom; a flowing top paired with tight jeans, etc. To rectify these contradictions, look to the Cancerean moon....

With the Moon in Cancer at the start of Libra, the best choice for color may be non-committal grays, silvers and even black-and-white. While how we feel is emphasized by the Cancerean moon, we might think that loose, Libran, feel-good clothes are the way to go—but wait!—with Virgo on the midheaven at the start of fall, perfectionism prevails, and good tailoring is desired. The balance: clothing of high-quality fabrication with an expert fit. The challenge will be maintaining comfort while projecting refinement with an understated sense of polish.

JOSHUA’S BRILLIANT FASHION TIP THROUGHOUT LIBRA 2008
SLATE GRAY, BABY! – A darker gray, like a gray-blue (best paired with subtle hints of maroon.) Go for feels-like-heaven fabric with a devilishly precise fit, and details that demand a most-discerning eye.

Fashion throughout SCORPIO—Oct. 22-Nov. 23
IRONICALLY ENOUGH, Scorpio’s transit through sun may be less intense than that of Libra’s. Fashion calls for more fun and flexibility, as dark, intense Scorpionic impulses are diffused by light and airy Gemini on the ascendant. The first impression we want to make may be more playful than dire…try that under a Scorpio sun!

You see, in Scorpio everything typically becomes life-or-death; everything is felt to the N^th degree and we’re apt to move heaven and hell to attain our ends. With Gemini on the ascendant, though, making chit chat, typically loathed by Scorpio, may be the easiest way to attain our ends. Likewise, our style choices should depict a sense of fun and flexibility, indicative of Gemini.  There is not a color under the sun that Gemini will not wear (nothing less than a tragedy at times); throughout Scorpio, the best colors will be yellow, light blues, and orange.

BUT just because Peter-Pan-like Gemini rises as the sun enters Scorpio does not mean the Scorpionic “life is battlefield” mentality is entirely diffused. In fact, the desire to win at the start of this transit is made more willful with the moon’s stint into lusty and powerful Leo. Whereas Scorpio may be more subtle and strategic about attaining their ends, Leo is almost exhibitionistic about what they want to achieve. Typically secretive Scorpionic tendencies throughout the month are made almost theatrical with the moon in demonstrative Leo—so our style choices should reflect what we wish to achieve in the most fun way.

For fun, use IMAGINATION! The midheaven—how we wish to be perceived—is in go-with-the-flow Pisces at the start of the Sun’s journey through Scorpio. This is the opposite of the month’s prior midheaven placement in fastidious Virgo, which decreases the need to have a tailor on retainer. Further, the competitive nature of the month is made more sympathetic with the Pisces moon. Our world will value sympathy; so to win, allow your style to somehow depict a degree of empathy. Maybe those rubber (are they rubber?) bracelets for a cause you’d like to support, or do something that softens your look….put a sprig of heather in your hair (women only!), or blow dandelions upon entering a room (women only!)—I don’t know, be creative!!! As I guy, I’m buying my first pink shirt ever (a nauseating thought) and will drink from an eco-cool Poland Springs bottle. We should all do something that shows the world we value sensitivity in ourselves and others. 

JOSHUA’S BRILLIANT FASHION TIP THROUGHOUT SCORPIO 2008
BURNT ORANGE, BABY, combining the intensity of Scorpio, the uniqueness of Gemini and hints of the Leo sun.
ALSO, DEEP ROYAL PURPLE,  touching upon the royalty-complex inherent in Leo as well as the spirituality intrinsic to Pisces.

Fashion throughout SAGITTARIUS—Nov. 23-Nov. 21
The gregarious Sagittarian sun starts on November 21 with Gemini rising, adding even more fun, play and liveliness to this busy-busy time of year. Though vibrant, anything-goes colors are appreciated, the Virgo moon at the start of the transit makes the world crave refinement, so the stylistic bent throughout Sagittarius will require more precision. Knock yourself out and pair turquoise with yellow, but the fit must remain precise, so back to the tailor you go—chop chop!

With the midheaven in Aquarius, the world will be most appreciative of innovation, rebellious creativity and the unexpected. Aim (get it, Sag, archer, aim!) to make fashion statements that are fun with a degree of decorum. The astrological snapshot throughout this transit demands an incredible amount of fun and creativity presented in your own signature style:  In essence, the more discriminating you are in your efforts to perfect your individual image, the better fashionista/fashionisto you’ll be throughout Sagittarian time—so leave 2008 with own refined, inimitable bang. BOOM!  

JOSHUA’S BRILLIANT FASHION TIP THROUGHOUT SAGITTARIUS 2008
ANY ECCENTRIC COLOR (Turquoise, canary yellow, hot pink, and other neons) in materials of great quality that, quite frankly, appear to have been expensive. Make sure the fit is perfecto.

C. FALL TAROTSCOPES —Joshua’s Signature Mix of Tarot and Astrology to help you make the most of Fall!

ARIES (March 21 -April 19)
During the month of Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22), which falls in your solar seventh house of partnerships, you’re becoming more empathic, intuitive and compassionate, feeling much more than usual. This is a step in the right direction even if Scorpio’s transit (Oct. 23-Nov. 22), which falls in your solar eight house of rebirth, may have you letting go of something in your heart you know just isn’t right. Go through catharsis before readjusting your philosophy, and don’t indulge in negative thoughts. Get back on top, Aries—the world needs you there. You have an opportunity to make future decisions based on better knowledge of yourself. In short, if you choose to leave 2008 with not a whimper but with a bang, you will.  
Queen of Cups           10 of Swords              Adjustment

TAURUS (April 20 -May 20)
During the month of Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22), which falls in your solar sixth house of work, you’re likely to have a wish come true. Unfortunately, something ends for you during Scorpio time (Oct. 23-Nov. 22), which falls in your solar seventh house of partnerships. In any case, whatever fallout you incur (the wish that came true?) doesn’t matter much by Sagittarian time (Nov. 23-Dec. 21), a time of rebirth for you, in which you’re holding on to what you got in typical Taurean fashion. So basically, whatever you lose in late-October to November wasn’t doing much for your security anyway. Onward and forward, with all your toys intact, you go…
9 of Cups                    10 of Swords              4 of disks

GEMINI (May 21 -June 20)
During the month of Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22),  which falls in your solar fifth house of affection, something ends—thank goodness, too, as it looks like it couldn’t get much worse. By the time we enter the month of Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22), which falls in your solar sixth house of work, you’re on your way to victory yet again, only stronger. In Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21), which falls in your solar seventh house of partnerships, you’re likely to be in a triangle of sorts. Whether this is a work-related team, a secretive affair, or something French, you’re certain to have met two others that can keep up with your pace—so get things done now so you can give your all in late-November-December.
3 of Disks                   10 of Swords              The Chariot

CANCER (June 21 -July 22)
During the month of Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22), which falls in your solar fourth house of family, you’re working incredibly hard, either at home or work, and are very, very close to hitting the mark. By the time the sun enters Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22), which falls in your house of affection, you’re enjoying the fruits of your labors and most likely, have hit the mark too with a passionate connection. This means transition from one state of affairs to another one by Sagittarian time (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) and a transition—at home, work, or both—is/are eminent. Such successful transitions are a hallmark of your sign, as you make a home for yourself wherever you go—so enjoy the journey, since everyone will be enjoying you.
8 of Disks                   9 of Disks                    6 of Swords

LEO (July 23-August 22)
During the month of Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22), which falls in your solar third house of communication, you’re most likely using your brain too much, when it’s your heart that’s your greatest gift. Elvis once said, “Don’t be cruel,” and here, that applies to yourself as well as the way in which you deal with others.

All the right ingredients are well-mixed throughout Scorpio time (Oct. 23-Nov. 22), when home and family become the epicenter of your world. By the time the sun enters Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21), you’re feeling affectionate and in-the-know, two places where you really like to be; you’ll stay there, so long as you remember The King’s advice.
Art                   9 of Swords                High Priestess

VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
During the month of Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22), your solar second house of earned income is overflowing with prosperity. Good work, Virgo! Something NEW has been born, or will be born soon, so finish up old business and embark on a new path by Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22) when communications take center state. When the sun enters Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21), home and family will require your attention; make sure you apply the same amount of effort on the home-front as you have at work. The test will be seeing people through different glasses than before. People grow up, Virgo; haven’t you?
Empress        Four of Wands          8 of Disks

LIBRA (September 23-October 22)
Happy Birthday, Libra! Wowzers, with the sun, Venus and Mars are all hanging out in your sign your astrological month, how could you not be a balancing superstar?!? A wealth of opportunities await you, emerging from all you’ve achieved thus far. Closing up one chapter of your life, you open another. Once the sun enters Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22), which falls in your solar second house of earned income, the wheel of fortune spins for you! This magnificent fortune—be it Megabucks, friendship, love, or the perfect job—will lead you to rediscover the joy of communicating, which will be the star-studded aspect of your life once the sun enters Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21).
Wheel                         10 of Disks                  Lust 

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21)
During the month of Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22), you Scorpios are dealing with your karmic roots as the compassionate risk taker/healer who digs deep in understanding what really, really matters for a purpose-driven life. Though typically not driven by greed, you may use money to gauge your progress and your power; if you do, you’re in for a nice surprise once the sun enters your sign Oct. 23-Nov. 22…

It’s all about material reality—but not something as simple as a pay raise, though that’s quite possible, too. It’s all about seeing yourself as a valuable asset in the world, and thus really increasing your self-worth so that you may perceive it through actual tangible re$ults. In Sagittarius, which falls in your solar second house of earned income, the efforts you just recently began to employ will have already begun to bear fruit. Behold the real-world power of Scorpio, where emotional integrity is magical.
Queen of Cups           Ace of Pentacles       Three of Disks

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
As if you weren’t gregarious and happy-go-lucky enough, a brilliant, fiery energy enters your eleventh house of friendship as the sun sojourns through Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Your charisma is at an all-time high, and your friends and associates bring to the table the same high-level enthusiasm as you. People are finally getting it, Sag, and just in time for when the Sun enters Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22) and you have great-great-great news to share. At the same time, a final examination of Who’s the Boss comes about, and the only clue I can offer is that it’s not just Tony Danza who wants call the shots.

None of this will matter much by the time the sun enters your sign. You’ll forget all about what you had emphatically been fighting for, when the spirit of romance enters your identity sector, and you’ll show yourself to be as much as a lover as you are a fighter.
Prince of Wands                   Emperor                    Knight of Cups

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19)
Oh Capricorn, you’ll be amazed at how much you can accomplish in the month of Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) when you just grab the tiger by the tail and do things the way you wish things to be done! When you stop trying to do things the right way, and start doing them your way, you’ll wonder why you’ve wasted so much precious time.

By the time Scorpio comes around (Oct. 23-Nov. 22), alighting your solar eleventh house of groups, friends, wishes and expectations, you’ll have to answer to some authority. If that authority is not you, you’ll have your work cut out for you. By the time the sun enters Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21), which falls in your solar twelfth house of karma, you will be the epitome of goal-oriented activity, and at least closer to navigating your own ship.
Princess of Wands               Emperor                    Knight of Swords

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18)
During the month of Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22), your personal philosophy will be tested, and grit and determination will have to be employed to run away with the race. It is a competitive time and things will more than likely go your way, but the real challenge will be competing against yourself once the sun enters your career sector in Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22). Here is where fortitude will be necessary, and your dealings must encompass those philosophies you hold true. Things cool down in Sagittarian-time (Nov. 23-Dec. 21), when you chisel yourself a future with your razor-sharp mind.
The Chariot                Lust                Queen of Swords

PISCES (February 19-March 20)
During the month of Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22), which falls in your solar eighth house of rebirth, you may be confused. Which way to turn? Who to become? Did I leave the oven on? Efforts to make everything perfect should be replaced with making yourself feel as perfect as possible. In essence—off the cross, fishies! We need the wood!

Throughout Scorpio, (Oct. 23-Nov. 22), which falls in your solar ninth house of philosophy, you’ll be apt to change your perception of the way the world works. Will you perpetuate martyrdom, or show the world your wishy-washy persona is just bullocks?

By Sagittarian time (Nov. 23-Dec. 21), your solar tenth house of career brings a long overdue transition. It’s a better place, I assure you, so don’t pack the old baggage to this better place, and onward with your strengthened self-worth you swim!
The Moon                   Five of Disks              Six of Swords

D.
SERVICE SPOTLIGHT:
BACK TO SCHOOL CLASSES!
Right now, due to space constraints, I am only offering small and one-on-one classes. Courses will be in tarot, which will cover some astrology. Whether you want to read cards for yourself or professionally, or want to tap into your utmost potential and create the best you and the best life imaginable, my classes may be right for you. Send inquiries to Josh@psychicjoshua.com. Feel free to let me know what you’re interested in learning, and we’ll develop a curriculum based on what you want to learn.

 Here’s what some former students had to say:

"Joshua's Tarot classes are a wonderful combination of education, challenge, and fun, and he is a dynamic and compassionate teacher who helps his students learn in ways which are both creative and empowering.  The Tarot has become a central influence in my personal, professional, and spiritual life, and I highly recommend Joshua's classes to anyone who is seriously interested in learning about the Tarot and Tarot reading."  - Grace Sterling Stowell

"Josh's tarot classes allowed me to see in a different light the way we experience life. Fun, yet respectful, his approach kept me coming back for more! Thanks Josh, hope all is well, Jennifer B. 

E.
FALL SPECIALS!!!
BIRTHDAY GIFTS:
LIBRAS, SCORPIOS & SAGITTARIANS—MENTION THIS NEWSLETTER, AND RECEIVE 15% OFF YOUR NEXT SESSION WITH JOSHUA THROUGHOUT DEC. 21, 2008.

HOLIDAY GIFT CERTIFICATE SPECIAL—THE BEST DEAL IN NEW YORK CITY!

Buy two gift certificates for the price of one in denominations of $90, $120, and $160. Payable in person or by PayPal, and receivable in-person, email or snail-mail. Email Joshua to cross that person off your list (josh@psychicjoshua.com). This 2 for 1 Special runs up until DECEMBER 31, 2008. 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! JOSHUA’S SPOT-ON SPOOKY INSIGHT! BOO!

Throughout the month of Scorpio (Oct. 22-Nov. 22), the Halloween Season presents a time of transformation—a chance to reveal the core of your being! The magic of this: You get closer to who you really are, which is invariably what you wish to be.

Joshua’s readings liven up any Halloween party, and will help you and your guests attain the deepest yearnings of your souls! Sound intense, even spooky? Find out—if you dare! Muah ha ha ha haaaa!

 Thanks for checking out the second issue of the In the Cards Newsletter. As always, for private classes sessions, parties, or press inquiries, contact me at Josh@psychicjoshua.com, or ring me at 646-784-3628. Thanks again, folks, for allowing me to do what I love, as I couldn’t do it without you.

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In-the-Cards Newsletter
Universal Scoop from Joshua the Psychic

Thanks for reading the first edition of my quarterly newsletter (with special *surprise* editions here and there) that’ll offer you insight about the goings-on in the universe and how you might ‘play your cards’ right, using spiritual principles and knowledge of the sometimes-wacky planetary activity!

SECTIONS HEREIN:

A. Universal Scoop—Making the Most of Planetary Activity
B. Summer Tarotscopes—Joshua’s Signature Mix of Tarot and Astrology to help you make the most of summertime!
C. Product Feature—Relocation Chart
D. Service Spotlight—Fall Tarot Classes
E. Summertime Specials!
~Gifts for Cancers, Leos, and Virgos
~ Gift Certificate Special
~Hire Joshua for a Party, and Host/Hostess Gets a Treat!

 I’ve been working as a professional psychic since 1996, but only recently have been practicing in the greatest city in the world, since receiving exposure by Cat Greenleaf of WNBC and Nicole Tourtelot of Time Out New York. Since January, I’ve been fortunate enough to do psychic readings, and meet great people I would have otherwise never had the chance to meet. I encourage you all to email  questions, thoughts, ideas, etc., so that you may add to this newsletter, helping  myself and others walk a happier, more spiritual path with practical feet.

A.
UNIVERSAL SCOOP!
Every day, the universe offers us an opportunity to make our dreams come true; but every two weeks marks a particular way in which our dreams may be made manifest: I am talking about the New and Full Moon Cycles.

On the New Moon, the Sun and the Moon are in exactly the same sign—for instance, on July 2-3, both the Sun and Moon will be in Cancer. During this time, it’s good to invoke NEW things for the next two weeks. After those two weeks, we have the Full Moon Cycle, in which the Sun and Moon are in opposite signs (i.e. Sun in Cancer, Moon in Capricorn on July 16), and we will best be served by BANISHING those things we no longer need. You can start up to three days before each cycle, i.e. you could have started invoking new things on June 30, and you could start banishing things on July 13.

In short:
~On the New Moon, July 2, 2008, focus on those new things you want in your life for two weeks. An example Wish List for the New Moon might include the following phrasing:

I wish for a new home, and I will get one by saving money, liquidating certain assets, doing market research and recruiting the help of a referred realtor, etc.

I wish for a new job that will make me happy, and I will achieve this by revising my resume, booking interviews, possibly hiring a job hunter, keeping a positive attitude, etc.

~During the Full Moon Cycle, which starts on July 16 for two weeks, you’ll concentrate on ridding yourself of those things you no longer need. A Banishing List might resemble the following pattern:

I banish my negative thinking regarding my career, by actively pursuing work in another sector and detaching from the negativity in my present office environment.

I remove blocks to finding my dream home, by ridding of all the stuff that I don’t want to take with me, packing those things I want to keep, actively pursuing real estate options, etc.

You may want to use the moon cycles all year long, as to make your actions in sync with the universe; think of it like planting a seed at the right time. Other good times this year to Invoke during the New Moon cycle, and Banish on the Full Moon are listed below.

B.
SUMMER TAROTSCOPES

ARIES (March 21 -April 19)
Your ruler, Mars, will be charging up the area of your chart that rules assignments from July 1 until August 19, creating for you a newfound stability. Keep your eyes on the prize July 26, when Mars sends a brilliant ‘shout out’ to financially beneficial Jupiter. The summer will prompt you to end a major cycle in your life, starting you out on a brand new course come September.
Ace of Pentacles                     The Universe               The Chariot

TAURUS (April 20 -May 20)
Opening up to your emotional/intuitive side is a step in the right direction. You will get a chance for emotional stability near July 10, when fiery Mars tangos with stern Saturn—even if your affections seem to be met with lackluster love. Come Labor Day, when your intellect takes center stage, make sure you incorporate wisdom of the heart for decision-making and finalizations. Avoid gossip by telling only tales your heart would tell.
Queen of Cups                        Four of Cups               Queen of Swords

GEMINI (May 21 -June 20)
A transition in late spring/early summer may have you feeling unsettled; not to worry, though, as your second house, which rules income, will be alit with hope this New Moon. Especially nice, too, will be a day near July 14, when the Sun and Uranus create a glorious angle—this may be the time to seek out more capital.

Express yourself at all costs throughout August, as come September, you could have some artistic masterpiece on your hands, which will help you stay clear of addictive tendencies.

Through the summer, make an effort to not play with people; aim to be forthright and firm rather than deceptive and duplicitous: this may not be easy, as you have yet to make up your mind. Perhaps communicate how you’re feeling, even if you’re not clear on exactly how you feel.
Six of Swords             Two of Swords           The Moon

CANCER (June 21 -July 22)
Happy Birthday, Cancer! And a happy birthday it is. Something new has been born and is galvanizing your senses; believe in what you feel to make your wishes come true, perhaps even by the full moon on July 18, which falls in your relationship sector.

You’re expressing yourself wholeheartedly throughout July, and that’s great. Come August, you’re recuperating from all the sensory stimuli earlier in the summer. This is fine, because love may come around when you’re not ‘at home’ playing ‘mother’. Still, rely on your intuition to govern your actions or lack thereof, as it may be best for you to be subtly in the background. In August, the seeds you’ve been watering will most likely sprout when you’re out of the garden…love is here to stay come September.
The Empress                The High Priestess                  Two of Cups

LEO (July 23-August 22)
Happy Birthday, Leo—and to start celebrating as early as possible, take care of all those pesky duties and responsibilities you will just want out of the way (dental appointments, your car’s oil change, new dishwasher, etc.) Any less than glorious news in July may be actually the best thing that could have happened; you may soon be in an advantageous position to use what you’ve learned to embark on a new course of health, prosperity, trust and long-term security in August. Buy a scratch ticket, readjust your investment portfolio, or ask for a raise.

Though it’s easy to squash the competition come September, remember to polish up your victory with a touch of class—sooooo, before you lacerate, think about how much you had learned earlier this summer, and look onward with eyes of a leader, as some people may not be as “in-the-know” as you.
Princess of Swords                 Ace of Pentacles                     Five of Swords

VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
Leadership is a major theme for you in July, as action and activity-oriented Mars had entered your sign on the first of July. Mars will stay in Virgo up until August 19, so you’ll have lots of extra energy and oomph to initiate a new venture or forge ahead in a relationship. The result: a new wave of wealth and stability to bring you the utmost in security. Action is key; so is confidence: Don’t ask questions to which only you should know the answers; trust yourself and your astute observations to adds zeroes to your bank balance and longevity to your career.
Hierophant                  Princess of Swords                 Knight of Pentacles

LIBRA (September 23-October 22)
How well you wear a velvet glove over an iron hand, Libra. The enjoyment of solitude and the relishing of all its perks will pave the way for a brilliant catch in July. By the full moon on the 18^th, home improvements seem to be well underway; and July 22 may be a red letter day, as Mercury and Uranus align brilliantly, sending a jolt to your Mercurial-ruled House of Fame and Honors. Your stellar work, Libra, will create an excellent launching pad for September’s fresh start; it is then, though, you’ll have to deal with others’ conflicting agendas in getting down to brass tacks—let’s hope the zodiac’s diplomat still has what it takes to restore harmony with that untouchable, irresistible charm.
Nine of Disks             Four of Wands                        Five of Wands

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21)
Like Transformers, you Scorpios are more than meets the eye. And there’s nothing like travel to jolt your senses and get you feeling like the new ‘you’ you’ll be reborn into. Acknowledging your desire and letting go of that which no longer serves you—even if it’s your desire—is your ace in the hole. Extra special love days will be July 14 and July 22; such highlights will promote a catharsis conducive to your career come September.
Prince of Cups                        The Lovers                  Nine of Disks
 
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
The sign of “bigger, better, more!” has been more prudent as of late, and expression of the adage, “the more the merrier!” is in order. The weekend of July 26-27 may be the best time to splurge. This may be the highlight of the summer, as sexy Mars will come into contact with your ruling planet, happy-go-lucky Jupiter. This will be a particularly perfect time to celebrate, as right beforehand, on July 25, some great financial news should come your way. Start saving soon after, though, for in September you may have to ‘spend some to get some’ in a move affecting home, work or family.
Eight of Disks                         Ten of Wands             The Hermit

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19)
Following the established order usually gives you a sense of stability, Capricorn. But August’s uphill battle with what’s expected of you is going to take its toll. Could it be you’re still looking at life through June’s foggy lens? Now is not the time to doubt; dream instead: Jupiter, the planet of happiness, luck, and financial abundance, now in Capricorn, will sensationally aspect the New Moon July 2, paving the way for you to do things in a big impressive way. Break free from the stodgy shackles of tradition, and make the project of a lifetime materialize in your unique way come September.
Ten of Disks                Nine of Wands            Four of Wands

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18)
Lots of pleasure to be had in July, particularly regarding your career, as some projects seeded in the past will sprout this month. Venus in your opposite sign of Leo from July 12 to August 6 will give you the patience and charisma needed to teach as you learn and learn as you teach. In September, you may be more subtle, remaining in the background as to process the experience of August.
Six of Cups                 Hierophant                  High Priestess

PISCES (February 19-March 20)
When swimmers race, they’re smart to ‘negative split’, saving adequate energy for the home stretch. Let this idea stay in your mind, and you won’t burst a gasket July 10. You’ll still need to get plenty of rest…
A tough day for everyone, July 10 may prove particularly problematic for Pisces, as Mars and Saturn will oppose your sun. Fret not, dear Pisces, as powerful Pluto will have your back that day, orbiting your House of Fame and Honors and thereby prepping you to handle conflict with aplomb. Balance yourself throughout August (bring some work with you to the beach, perhaps) while making sure you do visit the water to get back to work on-point and unflappable. 
Three of Disks                         The Lovers                  Five of Wands

C.
PRODUCT FEATURE: RELOCATION CHARTS
Most of you clients have had your natal charts done, using the time and place of your births. But what about how your chart correlates with the place you’re at now or the place at which you wish to be? With a possibly different Moon and/or Rising sign, you’re whole personality could potentially change, depending on where you are…

Even a move from Boston to NYC can make a difference (i.e. I’m a double-Aquarius by birth, but a Capricorn rising here in NYC and Sagittarius rising in LA—in essence, I come across as more zany in Boston, more conservative in NYC, and more adventuresome in Los Angeles.)

Such a chart is ideal if you’re thinking about moving to a different vicinity. You’ll find who you’ll be there, and what personality aspects are likely to be more prominent. How does love look for you in England? How might your career pan out in California? These are the questions that a relocation chart can answer. Plus, if you weren’t born in your current locale, how is your personality different here? A relocation chart will give you a look at the you in your current, new or potential stomping grounds; ask for one for your next psychic reading with Joshua.

D.
SERVICE SPOTLIGHT:
BACK TO SCHOOL TAROT CLASSES!

Having been fortunate enough to teach over 40 students tarot at The Original Tremont Tearoom, Boston’s oldest psychic salon, I have come to love teaching tarot and its connection to astrology and numerology just as much as I love reading for clients. 

Tarot is not just a tool for divining the future, but may also be used to create the future you wish to have. Whether you want to read cards for yourself or professionally, or you’re serious about tapping into your utmost potential and creating the best you and the best life imaginable, my tarot classes may be right for you. Send inquiries to Josh@psychicjoshua.com. Feel free to let me know what you’re interested in learning, and in what type of setting you’d best learn in, as private classes as well as class sessions are available.

 Here’s what some former students had to say:

"Joshua's Tarot classes are a wonderful combination of education, challenge, and fun, and he is a dynamic and compassionate teacher who helps his students learn in ways which are both creative and empowering.  The Tarot has become a central influence in my personal, professional, and spiritual life, and I highly recommend Joshua's classes to anyone who is seriously interested in learning about the Tarot and Tarot reading."  - Grace Sterling Stowell

 Josh's tarot classes allowed me to see in a different light the way we experience life. Fun, yet respectful, his approach kept me coming back for more! Thanks Josh, hope all is well, Jennifer B.

E.
SUMMERTIME SPECIALS!!!
BIRTHDAY GIFTS:
CANCERS, LEOS, & VIRGOS—RECEIVE $25 BUCKS OFF YOUR NEXT SESSION WITH JOSHUA THROUGHOUT SEPTEMBER 23, 2008.

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Thanks for checking out the first issue of the In the Cards Newsletter. As always, for private sessions, parties, or press inquiries, contact me at Josh@psychicjoshua.com, or ring me at 646-784-3628. Thanks again, folks, for allowing me to do what I love, as I couldn’t do it without you.

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